captain-lax

unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees

May, 20, 2013 / Reblog / 64,134 notes /

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

May, 20, 2013 / Reblog / 201,255 notes /

Look at the beauty that I created

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(Source: im-pati3nt)

May, 18, 2013 / Reblog / 3,729 notes /

nuclevr:

added to my favorites

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i-will-die-laughing:

solarsweeps:

the dog all puppies aspire to be

he did it

he caught the tail

his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

May, 18, 2013 / Reblog / 134,561 notes /

meladoodle:

monkeysgoingcrazy:

meladoodle:

let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine

the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket

not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.